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Global Colding

Global "Colding" is what I would call it Never mind this Global Warming With temps like these freezing our hoohahs Penguins and polar bears are swarming People that predict the future of weather Have been into the sauce methinks When I gander outside and see all the snow Probably will start taking to drink It just isn't fair, it's a huge cross to bear At least so far, we're at peace But that could change at a moment's notice No chance the fighting will cease So the weather's as bad as it's been in years It's the least of mankind's problems Just when we think the world's settling down Another damn conflict blossoms So whether its Global Warming or "Colding" Matters not whichever has dominance Either way it's peace that's most important What we call it is of no consequence © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 3/7/2015 12:20:00 AM
G'day Jack... Another classic topic Jack to poke fun. We've missed a summer down here AND they stopped calling it global warming... it is now climate change. Two bob each way methinks our astute taxgrabbers are banking on. We only ran our cooling system once over the entire summer. Global colding is spot on Jack. Regards - Lindsay
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/7/2015 5:33:00 AM
Now that's ruddy proof right there! Climate change... Schlimate change!!! Even you guys eh!!! Thanks dear Aussie friend... huggs, Jack xxx
Date: 3/6/2015 11:22:00 AM
Peace! Yeah! This peace is sooo great but when it thaws out today... Dragon will want to visit the park... Even if it's slipping and slidding all the way! Then the Dragon Wars... will continue with the Sheriff of CrazyLand! Yes, Eventually Dragon will see him put in a snow Drift... sooo deep... That it'll take Grandpa Troll's abilities to pull him out! Spring is coming. This weekend is 'Spring forward & Fall Back' sooo all that pent up cabin fever...craziness... is about to venture forth!
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Date: 3/6/2015 8:10:00 PM
Looks like we're FINALLY out of the DEEP freeze! YEEHAW! xxx

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