Georgy Buys a Car

GEORGY BUYS A CAR A man named Georgie had a few-- Pintsy, wintysy , God Almintsy little pints In the pub perched slick heart Zack-- Scammer, hammer, oh what glamour little scam Zack bought Georgie round of drinks-- Hooker, crooker, throw the book sir , little hook Georgie said a car he’d buy-- Rider, slider, swim the tide Sir, little ride Zack said “ I got just the ride”-- Squeezer , pleaser, shake the knees Sir, little squeeze Out the door and to the lot-- Parking, sharking-- not for sparking little park Georgie drove the car for test-- Faster, blaster, kick the bastard, little fast Bought the car right on the spot-- Casher, flasher, grab the masher, little cash Georgie got the sales receipt-- Cheater, bleater, Shakespeare’s theatre, little cheat Zack pulled out a calling card-- Teaser, pleaser, Wine and cheese sir? little tease And with this card came Friday wash-- Freebie, sleebie, heebee geebies little free Car wash was a thief run scam-- Scamzee , tamzee, oops and whamzee little scam Georgie used his Friday ticket-- Washy sloshy, Dryzy wyzy now goodbzy little car Zack is smiling-- Georgie’s not-- Smilin', dialin' so beguilin, scammer’s smile Learn from Georgie’s little lesson-- Lesson, stressin, keep you guessin’, little lesson Don’t buy cars when you are drunk-- Sunk, punk, in a funk, hide in trunk while you are drunk. ©Victoria Anderson-Throop 12/13/12