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Friend Terry Wanted Me To Write a Poem

Terry Wanted Me To Write a Poem Was talking with my friend Terry from England via an internet message. He wanted me to write a poem about my wife's accident so here it is. Guess what, my wife got caught Speeding in a small parking lot Oh my and for goodness sakes She forgot to put on her brakes. Somewhere has to be a catch On his car hardly saw a scratch; So sins confessed to the Pope See scratch must use a microscope. Tiny scratch sure seemed so small No one could hardly see it at all Worst thing that a person hates Sharp increase in insurance rates. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet River Sea Plantation Bolivia, NC Biggest joke of it all is my wife and I have been driving for fifty years and never received a ticket or traffic citation in our whole lives. Can you beat that or anyone else's prices for that matter.

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Date: 1/5/2016 5:23:00 PM
lol, fifty years, that's a long time, you are a cold man then, nice write James
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Date: 1/5/2016 7:15:00 PM
Was a pleasure and all of this is true. Jim Horn

Book: Shattered Sighs