Freddy the Fly Takes a Bride

Freddy the Fly, Now back from the moon, Noticed on his calendar, That it was now June... The wedding month, thought our dear Freddy, But a fly has a short life, So then, before I'm dead, I gotta' find a fly-wife!! So Freddy flew all abouts the world Searching for, the perfect fly-girl Finally he was rewarded, When Nicole Fly he did meet, He got so excited, He stepped on her fly-feet But the attraction seemed mutual, Like a fly to horse manure, But when they did converse, They both were very sure, Freddy proposed his fly matrimonial hope, Nicole said yes, let's go elope.... But a wise Freddy the fly, Did look her in the eye, He knew she'd someday regret, Such a simple way to beget, So he told her of his plan, For the biggest fly-wedding in all the land, The solemn day came real quick, A Sunday wedding, they did pick And as it did unfold, This story I was told, He'd waited for her hand to hold, To place on her fly-hand the ring gold, Dressed in his little fly-tux, Fly guests tried to hold their yucks, And Nicole, in her fly gown, Flew about, then up, then down, To land on the fly-alter, Not for a fly minute did she falter, Said, "Yes, Fly Priest, I do!!... And if's all the same to you..... Would you get off my fly wedding cake, It took so long for the fly-baker to make" And Freddy's anxious to leave at once, On a fly honeymoon, for sure, But, alas, I almost forgot- No "moon" in the honeymoon- no more! For Freddy had eatten the romantic moon, It tasted like sh_t, and it did ruin, The moonlight for kissing was there no more, So to fly-sleep they went, and soon began to fly-snore..... Now a Freddy Fly's snore is an event to behold, At least as a fly-story, we've been told Nicole , she couldn't sleep As Freddy fly-snored deep, She flew off and let the fly groom, Wake up next fly-day to fly-gloom!