Forty Rusty Pennies

I found forty rusty pennies in a black leather slipper while my itchy nose sneezed more than three times; why were they hidden from thrifty mother? Weren't they less valued than silver dimes? While my itchy nose sneezed more than three times, mom woke up to scold me for my loud laughter; she was mad and wanted to hear anything but lies and frantically screaming, she pulled my curly hair. Mom woke to scold me for my loud laughter, I tripped on the slipper, falling flat as a bear, and frantically screaming, she pulled my curly hair; with an angered face, I retrieved to my dark lair. She was mad and wanted to hear anything but lies, mom woke up to scold me for my loud laughter; with an angered face, I retrieved to my dark lair... I found forty rusty pennies in a black leather slipper.