Flatulance Forum Farce

Based on BBC news article "Fart in parliament: Row blows up in Canada" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187 Should our leaders discuss debt? Under which we toil and sweat How to tax us? Lots or little? Or somewhere roughly in the middle? Do we grow and do they borrow? Or make a promise vague and hollow Economic conflagration? Unemployment or inflation? Do they reason? Time well spent? No, they argue rectal scent Flatus, butt burp, toxic winds Makes eyes water, nose hairs singe Rear crescendo, basso bum Call a ballot 'bout the hum Referendum! Backside notes? Use some room spray! Gets my vote!