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Flasher Mac

There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*

*Mackintosh (raincoat)

For Lisa’s Tickle me Pink contest

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  1. Date: 9/27/2012 1:50:00 PM
    Very clever limerick! Good luck in the contest! Terry (Your kind comments on my limericks have even more impact, seeing the quality/wit of yours)

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 2:56:00 PM
    ok, I'm glad you showed us meaning of mac. that made it very funny!! I did not understand this contest and I just entered a limerick with mention of a few colors but not in every line. I wonder if she meant literally to use a color name in each line??

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 6:48:00 AM
    I'm sure you tickled Lisa pink with this one, my friend! A great big guffaw here! Have a great day, Jack!

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 2:23:00 PM
    funny Jack!! That is a good one! I love you funny stories!

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 10:50:00 PM
    :) Good Limerick, very well penned. Sure to do well!

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 7:25:00 PM
    This is funny ;}

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 4:11:00 PM
    Got a chuckle..Funny for sure...Good luck in the contest..Reads like winning material to me..Thanks for stopping by..Your comments are always so uplifting..Sara

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 2:03:00 PM
    funny! nice one!

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 12:56:00 PM
    Sounds intresting! Peace and Blessings Matthew Anish

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 12:29:00 PM
    ha ha, this is a good one my friend! You have peaked my interest, ha ha! Very nicely done Jack, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 12:06:00 PM
    Oh NO...a winner for sure..BG