First Date

It's awkward and strange, and if I had to sum it up in about four words They would be My mom was driving. Not romantic, just weird. And when we got to the movies mom went to the other side of the theater realizing her presence on my first date was ridiculously embarrassing We didn't really talk to each other I didn't know what to say and you didn't either. And I don't really remember much of the movie because what I do remember is your arm around the back of my seat an inch away from direct contact I'm sure you eventually recovered some feeling in your arm in a few years, I bet. On the way home it was equally silent and equally awkward And our relationship didn't work out but I hadn't really expected it to So here's my hint to you, kids. Just don't go on a first date with your mom in the car. ~~~~~ Written for the contest: First Date