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February's Funny Bone

There once was a joker called Cupid; The matches he made often stupid, But he fired from his bow At the folks down below - His tricks got him oft prosecuted. Jack Horne for Linda-Marie’s February Funny Bone contest

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Date: 2/15/2012 2:26:00 PM
What a delight! No wonder it is a winner. Still smiling.....Congratulations!
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Date: 2/13/2012 11:21:00 AM
Delightful write Jack....congrats on your win!
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Date: 2/12/2012 2:31:00 AM
JACK,, stopping by to wish you a SWEET VALENTINE.. AND A WONDERFUL , congratulations... ON your wonderful win In this awesome contest. Enjoyed ;-) . have yourself a wonderful valentines. @lways & @lways *xox~PD
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Date: 2/10/2012 11:30:00 AM
A belated congratulations on your win in Linda-Marie's "Funny Bone" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/9/2012 11:03:00 PM
hey,how did I ever overlook THIS cute gem? I love it. congratulations on the win.
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Date: 2/9/2012 3:08:00 PM
I see in my first comment, I have a typo. I meant to say in that fifth line: "You are IN fifth gear as you shift the stick." As Maxwell Smart used to say "Sorry about that".
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Date: 2/9/2012 3:04:00 PM
Connie Francis sang about Stupid Cupid. Your limerick is a good one, and I can see why it won in the contest. Congratulations.
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Date: 2/9/2012 2:44:00 PM
Congrats, Jack. Outstanding write. Enjoyed. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/9/2012 11:15:00 AM
Congrats on your win.
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Date: 2/9/2012 7:08:00 AM
Haha, enjoyed it very much jack.Congrats on your win.
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Date: 2/9/2012 6:54:00 AM
toppers, eysss!.big cheers to you for the win, jack!:) huggs!
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Date: 2/9/2012 6:27:00 AM
Many congratulation on your win in the contest for this wonderful Limerick, loved bl
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Date: 2/9/2012 1:32:00 AM
jack congrats on your win, love it..David
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Date: 2/9/2012 1:31:00 AM
Congratulations Jack it is an honour to share this place with you , still laughing at this one since you posted it x
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Date: 2/8/2012 5:54:00 PM
congrats Jack on a super first place win in my contest luv.. very funny ..thankjxxx luv..
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Date: 2/8/2012 11:20:00 AM
Well you sure tickled my funny bone, Jack. I'd like to see Cupid locked away to avoid any further mismatches. LOL Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/7/2012 12:32:00 PM
Modern times I guess; They don't appreciate being love struck if he was prosecuted. All the best for the contest; I think it's great!
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Date: 2/7/2012 12:07:00 PM
thankxx for supporting my contest Jack.. judging done in next few days luv.. sure will be impressed ..
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Date: 2/5/2012 8:24:00 PM
This looks like a wonderful limerick. I like the way you pulled off the trick. I think it is good. Everybody else should. You are if fifth gear as you shift the stick.
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Date: 2/5/2012 3:08:00 PM
very clever and amusing! good luck!
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Date: 2/5/2012 2:08:00 PM
Reads like a winner to me..I wonder if he laughs at the matches he makes...Enjoyed the humor..Good luck in the contest...Thanks for the kind reviews of my work..Sara
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Date: 2/5/2012 1:28:00 PM
This is a very good Limerick Jack! I thought it very good! You've got a very well created poem here! I like how Cupid get's into trouble...very real and true! Awesome Work!!
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Date: 2/5/2012 1:22:00 PM
Great entry Jack, love it, good luck in the contest. Elizabeth
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Date: 2/5/2012 12:40:00 PM
Good one like it xx
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Date: 2/5/2012 12:32:00 PM
Funny!
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