Elvis Memorabillia

Elvis Memorabilia Prepare yourself for quite a shock Coming to the auction block Undies worn upon the pelvis Of the now departed Elvis His daddy Vernon wants to sell them By their looks you’d hate to smell them They’re stained, they’re stretched The dirty drawers soon can be fetched For a measly 10 K pounds Or there about is how it sounds What would you do with Elvis undies Especially ones like these old grungies But you can be sure some diehard fans Will take them off of Vernon’s hands So if you’re into underpants This here auction’s your best chance And at the other end of the scale His personal Bible will be on sale I for one would choose the latter Not the one with Elvis splatter Mdailey 8/28/12 (Check out a photo of the skivies at RollingStone.com)