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Piss over a dog bite It helps to heal wound quickly Adding salt to wound ========================= Sixth Placement Contest: Redneck Psalms

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Date: 9/9/2014 4:13:00 PM
Nature cures itself, and the more we delete it, the harder it's going to be. No longer relying on a pee ( pardon me! ) James.......
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Date: 7/5/2010 4:51:00 PM
I come from the 'Pre-Pampers' days and distinctly recall mothers giving their babies a quick wipe-down with a used (urine only) cloth diaper?...Probably got a few of those myself (but I really don't remember)...Congrats on the win Dr. Ram! - Tim
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Date: 7/3/2010 8:05:00 PM
gross medicine, I have heard that helps jelly fish bites too.
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Date: 7/3/2010 7:10:00 AM
Congratulations Dr. on your win in John Freeman's contest "Redneck Psalms,Improve Human Foible". Love, Carol
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Date: 7/3/2010 6:11:00 AM
Congrats Dr. Ram on your winning poem in the Redneck Psalms contest with these wise words and awesome advice.. so true.. enjoy your big win my dear friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart" in Hawaii... AlohA..
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Date: 7/3/2010 5:45:00 AM
It can't be any worse than some of the other things we try. Thanks for the hint. Thanks also for the comment on my poem Precious Gifts. God Bless, Cile
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Date: 7/3/2010 1:37:00 AM
oh I'm definitely keeping this prescription in mind, Dr. Ram--does it work for female piss as well I wonder? It's weird for jellyfish stings, it's to be the guy's piss! --congrats for this!! --nikko :)
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Date: 7/2/2010 11:58:00 PM
Dr.Ram, I really liked this one. Congratulations for top ten. LUv, andrea ps also much thanks for your other comments to me today.
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Date: 7/2/2010 5:51:00 PM
Congratulations Dr Ram, On your success in my contest, Check your soup mail later. agape, Moses
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Date: 7/1/2010 7:13:00 PM
I know this is probably meant to be quite serious, but I couldn't help but howl with laughter at Carolyn's response :) Certainly an interesting remedy and a great senryu. Thanks for your kind comments ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 7/1/2010 1:51:00 PM
Very original, Dr. Ram. I didn't know this, so now I'll be looking for a dog when I have an injury. LOL Enjoyed very much! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/1/2010 10:28:00 AM
Hi ram,apropos Tennyson,technicallly brilliant,and worthy of his reputation purely for his 'Crossing The Bar' in my humble opinion.thanks for your welcome comments on my ndeavours.Rgds Brian
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Date: 7/1/2010 9:00:00 AM
Well done Dr. Ram. My grandmother used fresh warm urine for treating severe ear aches. Only much later did I learn that Urea wil split the wall of Gram Negative bacteria, (the cause of most ear aches) plus Piss is sterile and the warmth soothes the pain. Folks there are quite a number of uses for Piss (not to mention making more room forr beer) and I could name two more Rx's. lol. All the best Dr. Ram. JT
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Date: 7/1/2010 8:07:00 AM
Good medicine the old fashioned way..haha.. good luck int he contest Dr. Ram.. and yes.. Andrea is a lovely person and a special soul .. she has been my friend since she joined soup and immediately we clicked as I do with so many poets on here.. mostly the guys.. but Andrea is special and it was so easy to write about her ..she has so many great qualities... and I hope Adeleke wll appreciate my expression... hard to choose just ONE poet.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 7/1/2010 7:41:00 AM
I have heard that too, about jellyfish bite! Perhaps there are also other bites and wounds that could also be soothed.....(isn't nature interesting??)!!! ps....soupmail reply ! :)
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Date: 7/1/2010 6:25:00 AM
Welllll! Don't know about that ...That is what they say to do to jellyfish bite...Doesn't work..Sara
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Date: 6/30/2010 8:37:00 PM
Wow! works on athletes foot too. Thanks Doc ~~Rick
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Date: 6/30/2010 8:14:00 PM
I LOVE that "salt to wound" line! So clever!!!
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Date: 6/30/2010 8:03:00 PM
Lol! Is this an 'official' Rx? : )
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Date: 6/30/2010 7:18:00 PM
And Chris, have you practiced this to know it works? LOL Good one Doc!
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Date: 6/30/2010 7:06:00 PM
so now! your in jail for indecent exposure! and you got a festering dog bit!!! hey thanks Doc!..... just kiddin! jimbo
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Date: 6/30/2010 6:44:00 PM
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