Drunk
I'm drunk
my girlfriend ask me if she looked fat
i told her no
she said let's go home
and when we got there
i tried to get in bed
but i fell and hit my head
and when i woke up she was standing over me
i really had to pee
and i tripped and hit my knee
and then she laughed at me
i asked her what was so funny
she said you are such a dummy
you aren't even drunk
see look here
you were drinking kool-aid
not beer.
Copyright © Diet Water | Year Posted 2016
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