Dragon News Flash

News Flash! Dragons Back! He’s the News Hog of the Day. No one can print, without him, becoming entangled in some way. He heard that there’s a new newspaper lurking, around the bend. He wants to know… if he can pose as the new Super Hero, therein? He’s already has a cape, and cell phone, so those in trouble, can call. But beware, of his landings, he’s known to knock things down, even walls. Still he gives a striking pose for the paparazzi, who always following him. He’s been made a junior fireman, because fire simply, doesn’t bother him. He saved a cat form Old Lady Moores’ burning barn, just the other day. Don’t believe the rumor, it started from a stray spark, one of his, they say. Remember don’t say that, it makes our little Dragon cry…it was the wind! Our Carpenter Trolls are building a new one; to replace the one, he did singe! Acorn Falls is our town; Dragon seems to have put it on the map, to stay. Folks in town are wanting a name change, to Dragon’s Mayhem Falls, today! If you want an exciting vacation, let me know, I’ll tell you where, it’s at! Here are the numbers to call, to contact us, and we even rent hard hats. The carpenter Troll’s are 1-800-555- Repair & Fix The town number has become 1-800-555- Mayhem Falls My number for a joyous write is 1-800-555- let it rip To Rent a Super Hero Dragon is 1-800-555-Dragon Here Just remember that if you call Dragon, Please keep the other numbers on hand. There’s a free coupon given, for first time services, if things don't go as planned. And remember, if repairs are needed, a free barbecue, can be on the house. Especially, if that’s what’s burning, so be prepared, eventually it'll be, put out! Written 10-18-2014