Double Standards

You don't miss a slice off a cut loaf At least that's what most cheaters would say. But they're not talking about their wives Because in their minds they have surmised That their wives would never view life this way So if this is a carved in stone fact About how all of our wives would react I for one would sure appreciate If someone out there could set me straight How wives handle this issue with tact. Men crave what they see on the big screen And are constantly caught in between Wanting what it is that they can't get Forget about heart aches and regret Last time I looked men ain't all prom queens So come on boys let's all rally round And try not let the male species down All I ask is that we recognize I am not trying to patronize But shouldn't the real kings wear the crown.