Don'T Make a Monkey Out of Me

Don’t make a Monkey out of me I didn’t come out of the ocean I didn’t fly in the air My family tree has no Monkeys So don’t you even dare I’m not a monkey’s uncle The Bibles very clear I’m from the Son of God On this I have no fear I didn’t crawl on my belly Laid no eggs in the sand Divine heavenly creation Produced this son of man Chorus So don’t make a monkey out of me We never went swinging on the trees I never, ever ran on all fours So don’t make a Monkey out of me We didn’t come from Aliens No super powerful race They didn’t come and see us From far out in space The earth was made by Almighty The angels watched and sang It wasn’t a sudden combustion The Idiots call Big Bang There is no Earthly proof to see Through out all of the years The only missing link you’ll find Is the one between your ears