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Do Have Hillary Doll

Do Have Hillary Doll Bernie has been in Congress many years And can't find him because he disappears If memory serves me right when I look back How can clumsy chicken get lost in a haystack? Bible again I recently over and over read There they say it was eye of needle instead And of course as usual what we all dreaded Bernie any needles he has never threaded. Then we did have to wipe our tears dry He never can cross a t nor does dot an I Still has lanky head lost in the deep sand Has typewriter and writes things shorthand. To our society is swiftly becoming a dreg And if it hadn't been for good old Gregg We would still be laughing quite a load He mixed up shorthand with Morse Code. Instead of Bernie being an upper fixer His mind now has become a big mixer So instead of him sealing all of our door Have a Hillary doll assigned to each room. Ho ho ho, Jim Horn

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