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Distant Thoughts

Distant Thoughts Who the hell is this Shakespeare dude and why am I reading this play under a tree? God these shoes are killing me. I wonder what’s for supper tonight. Pray God the king didn’t go hunting, the kill of the day last week was his squire. I can’t remember the last time we went out to eat. No balls, no beheadings, not even a festival on the town square. We have got to be the most boring Royal Family ever. Well! Back to the play. “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo” OH! Wherefore is the end of this play? They’ll prattle on about it at supper as if it has some great significance. Yeah, and therefore, harken to the call of the heart. I wonder if Prince Harrison likes me? He’s kinda nice, cute in a peculiar sort of way. I wonder how far I could walk with this book on top of my head. Damn I’m bored. 5/26/2014 For

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Date: 6/3/2014 11:25:00 AM
Haha! Love the humorous twist you gave this, John.
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Date: 5/27/2014 12:24:00 PM
Oh so very witty! I love it - Great write!
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Date: 5/26/2014 9:33:00 PM
hahaha, if it were my contest, I would give you a win, hands down. I just don't know if Isaiah is gonna have the sense of humor like i do, but anyway, good luck in the contest, my friend.
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Date: 5/26/2014 8:00:00 PM
haha oh my goodness, applause, that was great, what a way to think outside the box.! I am rolling with laughter, what a trip.
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Date: 5/26/2014 5:02:00 PM
Hilarious John...Perfect for the adolescent mind
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John Lawless
Date: 5/26/2014 5:08:00 PM
Well, he did say to think outside the box. Glad you enjoyed it.

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