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Did Bill Will and Phil Get His Pill

DID WILL, BILL AND GIL GET THEIR PILL? I have this great idea to invent a pill Make it so men can get pregnant as well Dudes walking around in camouflage Get a huge belly and know pregnancy is an un-earthly hell This pill will be mandated and mandatory to ingest Let’s let men do what women have been doing since Eve Let the future climb out of Walter’s womb With little baskets to make and baby blankets to weave So mommy is in one hospital room and daddy’s in another And our peaceful home will be noisy for quite a while One kid from her and the other one from him And the dad wonders how his wife can summon a smile Don’t all of you get it, there’s been a problem for years And we should have monitored each and every birth Because all we’ve accomplished is a problem made worse And doesn’t anyyone understand we are over-populating the earth? © 2011.….~free cee!~ FREEPOETRY

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Date: 12/10/2011 5:25:00 PM
This one is really FUN. And guess what? Over to the right of this poem is an ad of a pregnant woman. hahaha. It would have been really great if it were a man! Your communication style is very different from mine. Didn't mean to insult you in the soupmail. I honestly just don't know what you are saying to me sometimes! I can tell by reading poems like this one, you are a thinking poet with a unique and fun style!
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