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Dick's Pick

There was a young man named Dick Nicholas,
whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous.
She was so well endowed;
she embarrassed the cows.
Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish.

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  1. Date: 7/29/2014 12:44:00 PM
    Oh, and by the way ... I MISSED YOU TOO!!

  1. Date: 7/29/2014 12:42:00 PM
    I needed a laugh, Debbie...embarrassed the cows!...I'd kinda like to see that...haha. To your question...things have been crazy here for a while, but everything is getting back to normal. It's almost my busy season...they'll start cutting rice around the second week of August, I expect...and then I'll be a working zombie for the next few months. I've been in the Gulf of Mexico for about a week...just got back. Did some fishing and hung out on the beach a was a break I needed

  1. Date: 7/7/2014 1:52:00 PM
    Yep, more than a handful is a waste so they say! very witty Debbie, James :)

  1. Date: 7/6/2014 7:23:00 AM
    Very witty, Debbie! enjoyed the "udderly ridic'lous":) // paul

  1. Date: 7/5/2014 1:46:00 AM
    very cute one, Deb. So well endowed that the cows were embarrassed. haha.. Love your play on "utterly"

  1. Date: 6/30/2014 5:11:00 PM
    lol!!!! sooooooo funny. Love it, Deb. bfn Elaine

  1. Date: 6/29/2014 2:44:00 AM
    What fun, love it.

  1. Date: 6/24/2014 7:33:00 PM
    I left my brain with your other limerick,

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    Date: 6/24/2014 7:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

  1. Date: 6/24/2014 5:57:00 PM
    Hey Debbie, this limerick put a smile on my face...Well done, my friend....peter

  1. Date: 6/24/2014 5:47:00 PM
    ha ha ha its good limerick

  1. Date: 6/24/2014 5:29:00 PM
    lol...funny Deb...hugs Tim

  1. Date: 6/24/2014 5:15:00 PM
    This is so funny Deb...loved it !! love, Deb