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Below is the poem entitled Diarrhea which was written by poet Larry Belt. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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This recession was a great idea
I've quit going to the pizzeria
I just don't eat anymore
Cause I am simply too poor
I can't even afford diarrhea

Copyright © Larry Belt

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  1. Date: 6/18/2010 9:27:00 AM
    REcession could be good for the "fatties" out there who could stand to eat less. And yet, I have noticed that the healthy foods are the ones most expensive! Well, congratulations on your fine win! luv, andrea

  1. Date: 6/13/2010 9:18:00 AM
    Not going to say it twice- bwahahahahahahaha! Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 6/13/2010 3:46:00 AM
    Many congratultions on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James

  1. Date: 6/12/2010 8:04:00 PM
    Congratulations, Larry, on your 5th place win. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 6/12/2010 8:33:00 AM
    Congrats Larry on your winning poem in the Limerick contest with this awesome write .. hilarious too.. I agree with Amy ..u should put a book together of your poetry.. it will be a block buster... enjoy your win today.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 6/12/2010 8:22:00 AM
    Hey, Larry, stop eating long enough and you won't have diarrhea anymore! Very funny limerick. Congratulations on your win. There were many super Souper entries! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 11:19:00 AM
    There aren't too many REALLY funny poetry books out there. I think you would sell, and sell well. Hell, I'd buy one for every person I know for Christmas.

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 11:18:00 AM
    very funny loved it should do well in the contest faleshia

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 11:17:00 AM
    You should really consider putting together a book and getting published. I know I have said this before, but I really think you could.

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 11:16:00 AM
    Larry, you are a God send. Daily your poetry makes me laugh...and on those "off days", I read you and always feel better. Thank you for your humor and wisdom... and no, I don't want your MIL!

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 11:13:00 AM
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are such a GOOF! I hope this is going to the contest... better be. LOVED IT, another favorite.

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 10:40:00 AM
    Great write. This "runs" true.

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 9:05:00 AM
    I know what you are saying. This thought gives me stonach cramps :-) -Alan

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 7:32:00 AM
    A wonderful great write. Humorous too.Good luck in the contest