Death Metal Kazoo

Growing up I always had Some very special friends Where we shared in everything Even our love for Heavy Death Metal Bands But every time one of us Pick up an instrument Whether banging, blowing, or strumming We never made a lick of sense That is until we found the jewel That we all could play Which turned around our tender lives And tenderized us all that day Now we travel the country side With our own road crew In a Heavy Death Metal Band Where we all play Kazoo's The very first Kazoo's we purchased Came from the Five & Dime But were able to throw down for the better stuff Once our careers all started to climb Now when we step out into the lights Taking center stage It's worth the pain in our vibrating lips To see adoration on a groupies face And playing lead Kazoo Isn't as easy as it looks You've got to hold your lips just right To come up with those major hooks We used to open up for other Metal Bands Like AC/DC and Metallica Pretty soon though our style passed them by Leaving those sissies in top 40 dust Because next to us they played soft rock And when your "Axe" is a killer Kazoo The others stand around dumb founded With no clue of what to do Don't get me wrong this rock and roll road Isn't always paved in gold Day in and day out in a Kazoo Death Metal Band Can take away your very soul...