Crazy Thoughts No 3

Children laugh four hundred times a day We adults at the most laugh fifteen Try to copy these young whipper snappers But watch you don't rupture your spleen The biggest predictor of love is proximity That makes a whole lot of sense If your lying next to an unclothed woman Sexually you might feel a bit tense According to the latest poll about habits Men shower more often than women That's a really charming romantic statistic Who cares if they're stinkier than men The world's tallest man was eight foot eleven Passed away at the age of twenty-one Looked down his nose at almost everything 'Cept giraffes who couldn't be outdone Women supposedly mature faster than men But they surely don't have as much fun We will still be acting like a bunch of yahoos When they close the lid and we're done Women really excel at parking a car But on the freeway it's a whole different matter While putting on makeup at 80 miles an hour The main concern is blood splatter A whole big batch of Valentines are exchanged You would think I'd get more than one But imagine if the one card that I did receive Was from Jennifer Aniston © Jack Ellison 2012