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Cosmology vs Cosmetology

Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette

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  1. Date: 3/25/2013 6:45:00 AM
    Words to live by. Love it, Duke !

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 4:16:00 AM
    Very funny, clever (at least as manifested in my dark grey matter)... Terry