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Contemptible Cuisine

Oh, Mother! Why are you such a rotten cook? I tremble at the sight of this horrific gruel! I dare say you are being jolly cruel! Oh! God! Please get me off the hook!

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Robin Davis

Date: 5/23/2014 8:49:00 PM

Ivo This is a fun and silly write. But not nice picking on your mommy. Now call her and send love. LOL Thank you for the nice comment on my Sunlight poem.

Paul Callus

Date: 4/21/2014 3:54:00 PM

Very good sense of humor Ivo !! I'm sure that in reality you mother is a very good cook!! // paul

Ivo Cos
Date: 4/21/2014 4:21:00 PM

Thank you, Paul! You're correct! Mother cooks fine & lives 10409.24 km (6468 miles) away from here. gl in the contest!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/21/2014 10:28:00 AM

This one made me laugh!... I'd say step up to the plate... and cook... But that may be cruel, too.

Ivo Cos
Date: 4/21/2014 4:21:00 PM

Thank you! This one is "fiction" though. Mother cooks fine & lives 6468 miles away from me. I''ve read your poem "The Library Man" recently & liked it a lot!!

Jan Allison

Date: 4/21/2014 7:24:00 AM

Oh Ivo your poor mother! - Just one tip - why don't you learn and teach her lol. Hugs Jan x

Ivo Cos
Date: 4/21/2014 8:13:00 AM

Thankyou!! I haven't been to EllanVannin but I've been "sightseeing" Douglas & other areas with "GoogMaps StreetView" & its streets look amazing. I love Gaelg/Gailck & its relatives Gaeilge (Irish) and Gaidhlig (Scottish Gaelic).