Conservative Friend

Another older post.... I'd nominate you for president, If there was any way I could- But I'm afraid that the way you speak your mind, Might be misunderstood- You're gutsy and opinionated, You're blustery and you're loud- You're patriotic and principled, You're articulate and you're proud- The words you speak are right on point, They'd appeal to many a crowd- But you damn well, politicians would say, "Those expressions are not allowed-" Now, I hope this move enables you, To say what you want with ease- And never have to worry 'bout, Those ones you might not please- Oh, California, it's hard to let go, Of a man who thinks like he- But Idaho is a much safer state, For a conservative man to be!