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Ants And uncles' too They get under my goat. Skin crawling little lactose tolerant yokes. "Holy guacamole, pass the cheese." Says Uncle Whine O. Hold the phones stop the press I gotta go. Look at me Look at me Ant Hen says to Uncle Fren Here buddy let me hold that for ya while I soak ants with my pee. Gossiping about me creating mountains that are more closely related to as hills. That lazy bum can't even pay his own bills. He lies, cheats, and steals. Truth be told I hate ants like for reals. 8/14/16

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Date: 8/14/2016 4:49:00 AM
Ha ha ... very nice ... all the best ...
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Date: 8/14/2016 1:06:00 PM
Same to you and thank you Probir.
Date: 8/14/2016 4:33:00 AM
Best of luck! Thank you for my first morning laugh:) dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead Ant ~ pink panther :)peace & love, jill
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Date: 8/14/2016 1:04:00 PM
Thank you jill! Nice dead ant imagery. Took me a second glance to make the connection but that's awesome!
Date: 8/14/2016 2:29:00 AM
i wish i could write like this, i love it. a 7
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Date: 8/14/2016 2:43:00 AM
Thanks Lewis! I will have to leave it alone for the time being; as is. I'm bound to get first one of these days; so long as I do not ever give up.

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