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I despair when I’ve stepped in dog poo Excrement on the sole of my shoe It would be indiscreet If I crapped in the street I wish doggies would use a pooch loo! I mowed the grass but now feel forlorn I see cat poo all over my lawn My neighbour’s pussy Is so darn fussy ... It's just my lawn that he treats with scorn! Here’s my whine now pass the Cheese Contest Sponsored by Phillip Garcia 08~01~16

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Alexis Y.

Date: 8/15/2016 11:53:00 AM

Hi Jan, Lol! I'm glad you made the list. Congratulations on your winning write: -) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 12:26:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 8/15/2016 6:40:00 AM

lollollol! This is great as always lady! Congrats on your placement :)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 9:59:00 AM

Thanks Luloo:-) hugs Jan xx

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 8/15/2016 6:07:00 AM

Hahahaha..... Congrats Jan, for your placement with this humorous piece!! ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 9:58:00 AM

Thanks Teddy:-) hugs Jan xx

Phillip Garcia

Date: 8/15/2016 2:01:00 AM

This was so good! Tough placement - the word "cat" appearing hindered! More glorious poo from you, look forward to more. Thank you for submitting!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 2:32:00 AM

Thanks Phillip yet more poop from the queen of poop on poetry soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 8/7/2016 9:39:00 AM

How does this get any better? It doesn't! Spot On keep it up! Cheers!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:50:00 PM

I try to get away from poop Judy but it just flows from my pen lol:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 8/4/2016 7:04:00 AM

what a poo poem lol :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/4/2016 8:25:00 AM

ha ha ha I'm the Queen of poop on poetry soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/3/2016 8:13:00 AM

Haha! I've stepped in dog pooh more than I like to relate. Just as bad is when my dog finds it and rolls in it! / M

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2016 2:47:00 PM

Eww I don't know which is worse Maurice - but I guess its easier to wipe your shoe than bath the dog:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/3/2016 2:27:00 AM

You are so good with fun limericks, Jan! gl in the contest. hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2016 6:54:00 AM

Thanks Paul - this one was inspired by a poster I saw on a local authority van - they are trying to make people more aware of the problem with the dog mess. I have also entered the dog poop fairy poem in a local contest - not sure how it will be viewed by the literary bards on the Island lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 8/2/2016 11:07:00 PM

You never disappointment, spot on write, spot off, too! Oh, you do lift my joy level. Nothing crappy or smelly about this entry, it should do do well. All the best, all the days ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2016 6:53:00 AM

LOL CayCay I should steer away from poop poetry - but like diarrhea it just flows lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 8/2/2016 12:43:00 AM

I bet that you felt a right chump when you found that you'd trod in it's dump it wouldn't be funny with doo-doo that's runny much better when dump is a lump. Fun write, Jan, hope you're well, Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2016 3:16:00 AM

Its so irritating that people don't clear up after their pooch and when I see little bags hanging from railings when we walk especially down by the airport - arghhhhhhhhhh. Am fine thanks hope you are too:-) hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau

Date: 8/1/2016 11:13:00 PM

Funny, yet you have certainly struck the nervous cord with me dear poet...the neighbor's literally walk the pooches to my lawn to empty their bowl's... How 'bout their own property....oops...sorry, I'm ranting...wonderful to read you after such the long gone of I...have a wonderful week Jan...much love, james

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2016 3:14:00 AM

Welcome back to soup James glad you enjoyed my poem about poop - I've not changed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/1/2016 10:46:00 PM

I know this will do well Jan. I don't know how you come up with all the wonderful limericks. ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2016 3:13:00 AM

I love writing the form Connie I guess its the humour that does it ... I have since found that my aunt and uncle both wrote poetry and they loved to write limericks, I discovered my mum wrote poetry too but she never shared it with us :-( hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 8/1/2016 5:31:00 PM

Wonderful as always Jan. Good luck.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 5:44:00 PM

Thanks Jean - i can't get away from poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/1/2016 5:28:00 PM

Soup Mail, I want to whine and cheese!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 5:31:00 PM

Better off drinking the wine and leave me to write cheesy peoms lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/1/2016 5:28:00 PM

Great hilarious write!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 5:30:00 PM

Another poopy poem but hey I am known for scatological writes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/1/2016 4:13:00 PM

HA!!! A good one, Jan. I especially liked that first one. and it was great that you used spelling over rhyme for pussy and fussy!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 4:18:00 PM

The first one is my favourite too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 8/1/2016 2:43:00 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 2:44:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Woods

Date: 8/1/2016 1:20:00 PM

Cat crap on the lawn is my personal annoyance. Dry hot summer day and lawn mower equal instant poop dust with a fragrance that permeates the skin. Yuck yuck yuck. I digress, best of luck in contest! : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 1:33:00 PM

LOL Mark I can imagine that really is a bummer :-) hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 8/1/2016 12:27:00 PM

Lol...watch your step Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 1:32:00 PM

ha ha ha Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Joe Dimino

Date: 8/1/2016 12:14:00 PM

Look at it as fertilizer...sort of food for the next delightful poem. Love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 1:32:00 PM

ha ha ha Joe:-) hugs Jan xx

Madhupriya Shanmugam

Date: 8/1/2016 10:26:00 AM

nice thought Jan;)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 10:52:00 AM

Thanks Madhupriya:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/1/2016 8:44:00 AM

- "My neighbor's pussy" ...... translated into Norwegian it will mean something completely different :)) - Good luck in the contest, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 9:14:00 AM

LOL Anne Lise ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx