Hello barkeep, please pour me a beer.
Have you seen my mates hanging round here?
Surely you remember, possum face Pete?
He loves to dance but he has two left feet.
What about Carl he's a handsome guy?
Long flowing hair but missing one eye,
Please pour me another that tasted great.
It seem I'm alone my friends are all late.
How can you not remember, Bob the Boar?
He look like a hobbit except six foot four
Wait a minute, have you been here long?
The beer is good but something feels wrong.
The first time you've seen me, how can that be?
I tell you I'm stunned, it's a mystery.
I still remember when Moe won this Bar
He started with a few bucks in a glass jar.
I'm sorry, I guess I turned the wrong way.
This has been such a perplexing day