Chaos Mathematics

can't even fart anymore without kicking up a hurricane halfway around the Earth according to reports this has occurred at a great loss of life and mind within minutes of the methane the dominoes began to rumble and poor Flash who was merely greeting the morning sun became history's first flatomaniac Flash was burly with hair up and down his back like a mink in a 5th Avenue perfumery his girl Florence was in cartoons playing the hope card in a séance with the laboring masses at the Union of Opposites hiring hall I was giving the citizens an anatomy lesson your Honor I should be given a stipend for public elucidation Flo was the key if not only witness thought she saw the god Apollo leaping out of a moving taxi the effect was so dramatic that she had to leap too and hasn't stopped since her testimony was a monstrosity of detail in conclusion my rebuttal established several seemingly salient selections I am a dissector by trade your Worship and a taxpaying asset to any community Flash was sentenced with stern admonishment you will henceforth exercise your libido within the confines of spherical propriety to which Flash assented without the slightest ******** er objection and somehow strangely unafraid the Flasher of Costa del Mar disappeared one night sucked into the belly of an alien craft over the cattle lip badlands of Montana they commenced their hideous experiments as Flash mused without anesthesia on the incalculable immensity of the starry Universe and watched a mobile home run amok across 9 lanes of traffic From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon Artist Portfolio: http://walteralter.byethost32.com/