Certification

You have been awarded a prize for insolence And given an award for your mastery of stupidity Lounged you have in the folly of your silliness And showered in the liquidity of thy nonsense Accolades for your supreme frailties are tremendous Not even the wit of your shallowness matches it grandeur Beyond grey clouds hath thy insecurities flown And in the pride of your self consciousness you've marched forward If only you could see thyself in the mirror of each staring eye Then from their lips will your only certification lye