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Catalogues

Catalogues are filled with things That no one really needs, But flipping through the pages Well, we all know where that leads: To buying some ephemera For gifts or for ourselves; Like we don’t have sufficient tchotchkes Cluttering our shelves. It may be jewelry or clothes Or toys we find enticing; And if there is a coupon code, Then that becomes the icing. The holidays approach and thus, The mailbox overflows. The need to purchase presents Is conditioned, I suppose. And so I sit and browse on through, A giving-gifts supporter, While wondering if I’m prepared To call and place my order. What really makes me happy, though, And always yields a smile, Is when I add a catalogue On to the reject pile!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 11/16/2012 9:58:00 PM
Great write; I can't stand anymore catalouges. I give them away or just throw them out. Thanks for sharing. Lucilla
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Date: 11/16/2012 8:03:00 AM
My catalogues also give me me a warm feeling... after I've put them in the fireplace... Terry (Funny poem)
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Date: 11/15/2012 8:04:00 PM
I love it, Ilene. Love flipping through those catalogues whether I order or not. It seems more often than not, I would find something I like that I don't need :) Adorable write. Love ya, Toquyen
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Date: 11/15/2012 4:46:00 PM
I used to get so many cool catalouges. In the day when I actually had money to spend, I would sometimes be tempted to order. Sometimes I really loved the stuff, other times I got swindled. Anyway, cute poem.
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