Bus Ugly

Finn was at his job today You know he drives a bus Never really much to say When he talks to us He's never talked bad of folks Or said and evil word In fact I'd never heard him joke He thinks that it's absurd But early on this morning Right there in front of us A woman started boarding With a baby on the bus With one look at the baby Finns said to my surprise "That one ugly kid there, lady And I tell you that's no lie" Her anger started fuming As she headed back toward me But found an empty seat So she sat beside McGee Well, MeGee, He saw her steaming As she told him of her plight Then they both started scheming To try and set things right They both agreed, there' someone That she should go and tell but meant while, what should be done Is for her to give'im hell As she stood to walk precisely To do what she must do McGee then offered nicely "I'll hold your monkey here for you"