Bucket List

How do I get out of this mess I`m in Maybe rub some oil all over my skin Why does everything happen to me Probably the reason is I am only three foot three Slipped and fell down the drain Please don`t flush that toilet again Would have eaten all that chocolate cream pie If I knew today was my day to die What a horrible way to end it all Always hoped I would make it to four feet tall Should have made love last night to my wife No idea today marked the end of my life Richard Ferry