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Daisy was a bossy cow How she loved to rule the herd The other cows detested her Yet they dared not moo a word Daisy would moo and moo all day Whilst the other cows chewed the cud She gave her loud opinions Whilst the other cows landed the stud One day Daisy met up with the local bull He really was a handsome chap She fluttered her eyelashes for she was on the pull But her bossy ways were a handicap The bull mated with all the other cows Poor Daisy’s nose was put out of joint He hated her attitude she was very rude Yet she still tried to argue the point The louder and louder Daisy mooed Made the other cows back away The bull turned on his heels and left the field And left Daisy alone eating hay Now Daisy was the farmer’s oldest And as bossy as the farmers wife He knew for the sure the old cow was the coldest Sure they both gave him tons of strife So when the butcher came to town To bargain for cheap cows all around The farmer smiled and sent them both on down Let the poor butcher figure which old cow to drown! My 900th poem I wanted it to be a fun write 100 in a row #9 Sponsored by PD Linda 12~19~15

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Lu Loo

Date: 8/7/2016 7:25:00 PM

Jan, I remember reading this back in December, I was fairly new and it seems so long ago, but then again not really if you know what I mean..congrats on your placement lovely lady :)-luloo

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/6/2016 2:34:00 PM

hahaha, I remember this one, Jan, and I remember other things about it too!! BIG congrats on a well deserved win.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:40:00 PM

Thanks Andrea can't believe this was my 900th poem so I wanted a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards

Date: 8/6/2016 2:33:00 PM

Clever are you!!......this is one for a humorous contest......a winner hands down !! How fun is this? Congratulations Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:41:00 PM

Thanks Carrie I had great fun writing this poem it was my 900th poem posted and I wanted a humourous poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 8/6/2016 12:33:00 PM

Very nice fun beautifully pictured. Congrats on your win. Hugs, Cloudy poet

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:41:00 PM

Thanks as ever BL:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/6/2016 8:28:00 AM

You had me at "Bossy Cow"! You always bring the fun, congrats.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:42:00 PM

I had great fun writing this one Richard:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/6/2016 6:12:00 AM

How to win friends and influence no- one...lol Very fun read. Congrats on your win. I have a fun cow poem called "Cow Decorators " Not sure I have posted it here, hugs, SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:42:00 PM

I will drop by and see if I can find it Suz lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/6/2016 2:11:00 AM

Hi Jan, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Stop by my blog "BOSSY COW." if you'd like, enjoy my sheer, simple madness. Hugs ~LINDA~

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:43:00 PM

Thanks as ever Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Edward Ebbs

Date: 3/6/2016 2:43:00 PM

Wow 900! Congrats...You live in the country?

Jan Allison
Date: 3/6/2016 2:46:00 PM

I live on a little Island it is pretty rural - my friend Sally's husband is a dairy farmer lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 3/3/2016 9:17:00 AM

lol your 900th was fun well done

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2016 6:40:00 PM

Thanks Steven:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Quigley

Date: 3/2/2016 3:54:00 PM

Most important cow on the truck to the meat processing plant... Yup. Great poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2016 6:40:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 3/1/2016 11:57:00 AM

You hit the nail on the head. Men hate bossy women. I suppose women feel the same about men. Personally, I can't tell one cow from the udder. What udder nonsense. I got a kick out of your humor, so write 900 more. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2016 5:06:00 PM

lol thanks Daver I plan to keep writing as long as my muse allows:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/29/2016 1:25:00 PM

I herd about this poem being featured! Congrats!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/29/2016 1:28:00 PM

ha ha ha pull the udder one its got bells on it lol - seriously thanks for all your support:-) hugs jan xx

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 2/29/2016 6:19:00 AM

Hi Jan. Congrats for having your work featured in the Poetry Soup homepage!!! ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/29/2016 11:55:00 AM

Oh thanks so much Teddy it was my 900th poem and I wanted a humourous write:-) hugs Jan xx

Shaniki Smith

Date: 2/11/2016 2:24:00 PM

This poem was very instresting! I do like it a lot! Also thanks for all your comments!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 2:26:00 PM

I just wanted a fun write for my 900th poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 1/4/2016 4:31:00 AM

LOL! I know I mentioned before that this made me howl in laughter but I just had to visit again. You really crack me up! Congrats on your 900th! hugs! :-)))

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2016 12:53:00 PM

Thanks Kim I wanted humour for my 900th poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Funom Makama

Date: 12/24/2015 7:35:00 AM

when the rains fall, they will feel so warm even in cold if they are poured through your lines. You are superb, fantastic and just wow! Its nice I visited this page. Compliments of the season dear poet!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2015 7:41:00 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment Funom and seasons greeting to you and your family:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/22/2015 5:57:00 PM

G'day Jan... there's a terrific moral in your fun write Jan; don't we all know a bossy cow - thank you - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/22/2015 6:00:00 PM

WE do lol:-) my friend Sally is married to a dairy farmer - they still sell milk in glass bottles a real rarity these days:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 12/22/2015 1:45:00 AM

Lovely write n win Jan.. big congrats!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/22/2015 1:58:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

Date: 12/21/2015 9:26:00 PM

Hi Jan, Nice win. SKAT

Jan Allison
Date: 12/22/2015 1:58:00 AM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 12/21/2015 8:06:00 PM

Nice win with Daisy she tasted great. lol. Congratulations on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/22/2015 1:57:00 AM

LOL I have her sister for Christmas day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 12/21/2015 7:12:00 PM

Back again to congratulate you on your win, Jan! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 7:14:00 PM

Thanks Sandra I was going to bed an hour ago am still chatting with hubby and son:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/21/2015 6:08:00 PM

Back for a third visit to say "Congratulations", Jan! Hugs dear friend and have a very Merry Christmas with blessings of love, happiness, wisdom, and wealth.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 6:10:00 PM

Thanks Eve I will look at the winners tomorrow it's time for an early night:-) hugs Jan xxx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/21/2015 10:10:00 AM

Had to come back and read this again it is just so funny!!! Grandpa use to have a bull that kept breaking the fence on his ranch and taking off mating the other farmer’s cows so he did have him butchered! How some creatures can cause so much trouble they have to be put in their place? HugsHugs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 10:36:00 AM

We had a billy goat ... he was just the same he ended up as curries for an Indian family! :-( hugs jan xxx

Sandra Haight

Date: 12/21/2015 8:29:00 AM

So creative and funny, Jan. Love it! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 8:37:00 AM

Thanks Sandra this was my 900th poem since I joined the site - I wanted it to be a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 12/20/2015 2:14:00 PM

900? You kept count. Well, your 900th poem is a very creative, humorous and enjoyable write. Good rhyme and flow - I shall leave your 900+++++ '7' ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2015 2:24:00 PM

It shows on your poetry member's page how many poems you have posted - I knew it was coming up to 900 so wanted a fun write:-) hugs jan xx