Black Friday

When the dark moon arises And the neon signs beckon you to stare Do you venture out into this strange consumer shopping world Where ravenous shopping zombies await you if you dare It is only for the very bold and the strongest Those who can get pushed around without the slightest of care But if you make it through this frenzied aisled gauntlet There awaits mega riches beyond all compare, You have waited all year for this precise moment Through many hardships you have struggled yet survived You will prevail Set your sale Ladies and Gentleman Bon Voyage! Black Friday The Shopping High Day Has arrived!