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Biff Gets His Fill

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Biff Gets His Fill

Biff Gets His Fill

By Elton Camp

Sue, Biff’s wife, simply loved her dog
Though he was filthy as a rooting hog

To keep Fido outside she didn’t try
The house became as dirty as a sty

He took a nap on the best chair,
However, Mrs. Sue really didn’t care

Then he began to craw into their bed
And try to sleep atop Biff’s head

The outside, good Fido didn’t use
Excreted wherever he did choose

All through the house was found
Stinking piles of something brown

The bottoms of the drapes were yellow
Because of the presence of that fellow

Because Fido and Sue were so crude,
Biff found hair on his clothes and food

Reasoning with his wife did no good
So Biff finally did what he should

He gave Fido a hard kick on his rear
And sternly shouted, “Get out of here!”

He said, “Sue, if you don’t like what I do,
You are welcome to get out of here too.”

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  1. Date: 8/4/2013 3:19:00 PM
    Bill gets his fill... and I get my chuckle!

    Camp Avatar Elton Camp
    Date: 8/4/2013 3:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks for finding this one. It has been up a while. Elton