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Betcha You'Re Speechless

D'ya notice how handsome This dude is today Bet you're speechless And totally amazed Can't imagine the difficulty You haven't a clue To wake up, such a specimen While maintaing my cool Now you may think my beano Is too big for my britches But it comes with the accolades So I scratch where it itches Us guys are real fortunate So what can I say It's a cross we must bear That we live with each day Sure gets annoying Those pretty young fillies Constantly hounding me To show them my willy Now a little bit of smut Has crept into my verse Please forgive me P-Soupers It could be a lot worse D'ya notice how handsome This dude is today Betcha you're speechless And totally amazed! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Mustapha Mohammed

Date: 8/30/2013 5:45:00 PM

Your brilliance knows no boundaries my friend. I say no more.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/30/2013 5:57:00 PM

Now that's what I call a GREAT review, my good friend! Just having some fun... thanks for visiting!

Shanity Rain

Date: 8/30/2013 2:49:00 PM

you are hilarious !! a Famous Poet from Monterey bay signed his book "it's Funny , but not really ! " Thank-you for making me laugh ! OH I love soup !!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/30/2013 3:05:00 PM

Yee haw! So happy to have made you giggle this afternoon! We haven't talked much, we should change that! Love and big huggeroonies, Jack xoxox

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/30/2013 12:08:00 AM

I simply chuckled while reading this interesting piece.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/30/2013 5:16:00 AM

Glad it gave you a chuckle my friend! Have a great day!

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 8/29/2013 8:34:00 PM

Jack, you have me chuckling, you are such a riot and you bear the cross extremely well! You are priceless! Hugs

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 8:54:00 PM

Sweet... so sweet my dear Cecilla! Sucha nice review just before going beddy-byes! Love ya dear lady xoxox

Chris Boskovski

Date: 8/29/2013 4:20:00 PM

I am speechless with this great and very amusing poem you have her! I love it Jack! Great write! Take care my friend! :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 4:57:00 PM

Usually don't like to brag like this but when ya got, flaunt it is what I always say! LOL

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 8/29/2013 2:33:00 PM

It is really a delight, When Jack comes into sight, As all the fillies in the street, Dream of having just Jack's treat! I LOVE IT! It is a pearl of fun! Thank you for making my day! Take good care my friend!

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 8/29/2013 11:31:00 PM

Although not as handsome and popular as you, Jack, I am not complaining! Fortunately though we live in different continents otherwise the competition would be fierce. Ha-HA! Keep up the good work in both fields i.e. writing and the... fillies! LOL!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 4:55:00 PM

Silly old geezer eh! You must be bothered by all the young fillies too though eh? LOL

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/29/2013 2:31:00 PM

Seen your picture here... Gotta admit... You beat me hands down... But my hands went up to hide a blush when you got naughty... Fortunately, it totally went over Dragons head... But the penguins were tittering and snickering all over he place... One fell over with his belly laughing... Took him 5 minutes to get back up...LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 4:53:00 PM

Ha Ha! Made ya blush! Could've been a whole lot worse but I'm in the presence of ladies here! LOL Hope penguin is okay... huggeroonies xoxox

Marquis Mc Mills-Cooper

Date: 8/29/2013 1:36:00 PM

Jack, Jack, Jack, LOL!!! I like your swagger here my friend -you got it! Good poem, smut and all!!! MC

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 4:50:00 PM

Swagger I got... smarts? Hmmm not so much! LOL Thanks for dropping by MC!

Wilma Neels

Date: 8/29/2013 8:12:00 AM

hehe Jack trust you to make me laugh out loud in the office :) thanks for the laughter, you always brighten up my day even if it is with a little "smut" as you call it :) have a fab one *hugs* Wilma

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 8:17:00 AM

Now what are you doing reading this during WORKING hours! LOL Glad it gave you a wee tickle... cuddles, Jack xoxox

Poet Tacito

Date: 8/29/2013 8:02:00 AM

Smut is like maple syrup on a warm waffle...apply light amounts or else you'll go blind...or something like that. =D LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 8:11:00 AM

Already wear special glasses... kinda like coke bottle bottoms! Extremely attractive! LOL Cheers from this chick magnet

Eileen Manassian

Date: 8/29/2013 6:08:00 AM

Jack!!!!! You are VERY naughty today! Hmmmmmmm...Trying to think of an appropriate comment! Ok....don't let those fillies get too near cause...oh dear...No, I can't! Just be good, JacK! :) HUGS! Or maybe not today...you'd get ideas! ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 6:17:00 AM

I get ideas every day my dear lady! I ain't dead, just old as dirt! How is Miss Boop aujour'hui? Multilingual I am! LOL Hope the rest of your day is a happy one... multiple cuddles xoxoxox

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/29/2013 6:05:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha, you have no ego problem do ya my friend?! You are quite the hilarious person Jack! I really loved reading this humorous poem here this morning! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/29/2013 6:11:00 AM

Nope! Sure got no ego problems! LOL