Bet You Did Not Know

Bet You Did Not Know Several mammalian species When dropping their mammalian feces Just before the big push Will align their tush Or so says this researches thesis He watched 70 dogs of 30 plus breeds Out in the woods completing their deeds For each doggy sample Through the woods did he trample Until at last he did concede At each defecation And each urination The researched noted the stance And how each dog aligned With his magnetic sign And decided it was much more than chance It seemed dogs did prefer to align their fur Along the axis north to south If the axis was stable They always were able To point to due north with their mouth Just what did this gain us? Just what did we learn? When doggies took dumps, which way they did turn? No we learned that in nature the magnetic field Did something to some that to date was concealed Maybe we’ve magnets buried deep in our brain That someday, somehow we could possibly train To give us directions when we’re lost or confused I know that is something that I could sure use And maybe this proves what they say with feng suhi When designing our bathrooms, toilets and bidet Our bowels will feel better, our bladders rejoice If we let mother nature express her own voice Uncle Mike