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Battle of the Bulge

I am locked in armed combat, Fighting against my body fat. I continue to take aim, Against my abundant frame. Jogging up and down a hill Exhausted from my treadmill. These can not alleviate, My BMI or obese weight. My chances of becoming slim Are looking very grim. If I don’t shrink my derriere, It soon won’t fit in any chair. Am I a porky pig, because my bones are big? My stomach is a bottomless pit. Is that why my clothes don’t fit? I can’t seem to lose this weight. My girth is great, it won’t deflate I am a mess and so depressed, I need ice cream to get de-stressed.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 11/19/2015 8:36:00 AM
I need an ice cream to distress too :) Well constructed Mary! Brought a smile to my face. Love, Rahy
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Mary Swingler
Date: 11/19/2015 8:46:00 AM
I am please that my poem touched your heart in some way.
Date: 11/18/2015 11:52:00 PM
Hello Mary... thanks for the giggle Mary although it ain't funny for a victim. I trust the ice cream was great - Lindsay
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Mary Swingler
Date: 11/19/2015 12:02:00 AM
My satirical attempt at humor. Being overweight is a serious health problem. This poem was not a lack of appreciation; it was my feeble attempt to write a humorous poem.

Book: Shattered Sighs