Bath Time

For some reason I have to get cleaned up My mom's trying to clean me like i'm some dang pup She puts shampoo all over my head "You're a dirty boy" She always said I have to take a bath every day I only take a shower once, and that's in may The water's warm and the room is cold If I want to get out I have to be bold I step out and I'm freezing I think I caught a cold, now I'm sneezing I swear I smelled like a flower But I hate flowers so now I have to go take another shower This time I used man soap This time there was hope Finally Im clean My mom smacked me and I said that she was mean then I went outside and got in the mud I guess I have to take another bath bud