Baloney Peppermint

Don't dare hang up the phone Please don't touch that dial I've got this idea a-brewing If you'll kindly hear me out I often have these hunger pains Throughout my busy day And seldom find the time to stop For a meal along the way So I got my brain juices flowing And came to this conclusion Baloney flavored chewing gum Could be this man's solution But how to get the flavor Onto the stick of gum When it's baloney that I savor It must be in the rub So I go buy top shelf baloney Take the gum from my pocket... ...remove the lint Rub-a-Dub this grub like in a tub Then call it baloney peppermint I'm now on my way to success Never stopping off for meals Ain't got time for none of that In my world of Wheel and Deal I've now quite the variety of meat In the daily meals I chew If you care to call 1-800-Baloney Peppermint Then you can chew it too