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Ooglay = ugly
Dweeb= boring, studious or socially inept person(geek)
Dweeb-o-rama = Extra dweebish
Mashing = making out/kissing/playing around
Boy toy= a sexy guy much younger than the woman
Stella = stellar or excellent
Stud= really cool guy
I kid you not= I’m not kidding
Mad cool= Very cool (great)
Tard= Short for Retard (calling someone an idiot)
No DOY (no duh)= No kidding(to show sarcasm that the other person said a stupid thing)
Gag me out the door= make me disgusted enough to leave
Step off= back up; stop it
Bag your face= shut up or be quiet
Spaz out (wig out) = act crazy; lose your cool; get too emotional about something
For real? (used for sarcasm)= Are you kidding?
Get to second base= Being able to touch your date’s body
Suck= Crap! (what you say when you are not happy)
Booked it= Went away
Put on some jams= Play some music
Schweet= a fun way to say “Sweet!” meaning Awesome!
Veg out= totally relax
A bud= a joint, some marijuana
New Wave= popular type of 80’s music
Groove to the beat= Enjoy the music’s rhythm
Dude= Guy
Wicked= Awesome; really good
Zeek= VERY boring or socially inept person

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Bad Teacher - 80's Style

Some ooglay dweeb-o-rama after school went and caught me mashing with my boy toy (a stella stud, I kid you not -mad cool!) Geek said, “He’s half your age!” I said, “No DOY!” Before that tard could gag me out the door, I told him, “Hey, step off and bag your face.” Then he spazzed out and said I was a whore. For real?? I’d barely got to second base! Suck! Geek finally booked it; then my stud put on some jams and everything was SCWHEET! We vegged out on the couch and shared a bud, then later played New Wave, grooved to the beat. My dude is wicked, and the zeek was right: I’m sure not young, but OH, how young the night! ** I have composed a list of definitions for all the 80's slang words and phrases. Just click on "About this Poem" Written by Andrea Dietrich For craig cornish's "Talk That Way" Poetry Contest (My decade of course is the 80's)

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  1. Date: 4/11/2013 11:46:00 AM
    Ok yeah, I could have left that last part in the closet.....

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 11:45:00 AM
    Andrea.....Scweet! I seriously got a kick outta this one. Bad teacher, no doubt....I thought it was gonna get x-rated for a moment there...ahahaha...and to top this gem validation code to comment is what are the freakin' chances of that!!??

  1. Date: 11/25/2012 4:22:00 PM
    the slangs are groovy....this shows a different side of you...I enjoyed the write.. soup mail

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 8:16:00 AM
    congrats Andrea on another stupendous win for this outstanding creative write on 80's style lingo luv..

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 6:05:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Craig's "Talk That Way" contest Andrea. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/24/2012 9:15:00 PM
    ANDREA... ANOTHER GREAT ONE...~CONGRATUALTIONS! With your wonderful win.. ;-)~ always*PD

  1. Date: 2/24/2012 7:34:00 PM
    ah yes the rabid lingo, of our youth here with the Dingo, and words we poked with laughter n desire, just a bit of chook chasing set our hearts a little racing, when the Bodgie got his Widgie, and sparks brought on the fire, nah me voice aint getting higher, canter cross ol murrinbidgee, and catch that little Widgee, then you have your hearts desire:) thank you Andrea Dietrich... Don

  1. Date: 2/24/2012 5:40:00 PM
    Wow. Where was I in the 80's? Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 2/24/2012 3:16:00 PM
    AD, Luv Ya, and thanks for this great entry and fun read. Congrats!! Craig

  1. Date: 2/1/2012 4:00:00 PM
    The way you spelled scwheet reminded me of some old friends who use to combine the words wow and ---- to spell schwow. soupmail.

  1. Date: 1/22/2012 9:41:00 AM
    Oh boy, this would be a hard one to do. Had me smilin' on this poem. Good luck on the contest. love phyl

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 10:22:00 PM
    Ah, so eighties! Ha! Great stuff and quite humorous. Like the flow and it really fits that time frame and like the blunt nature. Good luck in the contest!

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 9:55:00 PM
    brilliantly composed Andrea.. 80's style was keen and cool.. this one rocks supreme.. so far I have no ideas on this contest yet... good luck.. a sure fire winner .. luv the lingo .. doo wap.. or is that 70's talk? haha..

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 3:14:00 PM
    LOL, I have to tell you that I thought '...then my stud put on some jams' meant he put on his pyjamas (jimjams, as we say)!!

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 3:10:00 PM
    Just had to read this one again! I've just read Carolyn's and understood all the words, but, no, LOL, I needed your translations (my guess was right with one or two...) Enjoyed reading it again, Andrea

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 9:39:00 AM
    All i have to say is Gadzooks Andrea..! real fun to look at these words but i don't want to live there..) "ha ha" "or do ya think..? y'know with the teenager comment an' all....) LOL anyway i'm wishing you all the best in the contest, Joe.)

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 8:44:00 AM
    Fantastic imagination, thought to be real and read like a winner, loved, bl

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 6:54:00 AM
    Andrea this is hilarious!!! If this doesn't top the list I think I will fall over and 'gag myself with a spoon'...sorry, I guess I've lost my touch but I did LOVE the 80s! Again this is really, really funny!!!!

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 6:19:00 AM
    Reads like you did some research or did you speak that way when you were young?..A winner for sure..Good luck...Thanks for stopping by..Yes, I see much in the clouds..Sara

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 2:16:00 AM
    Wow! Nice written .I think you shall be the winner of the contest .Best of luck for the contest.