As Usual Again

As Usual Again My and my elegant wife must excuse We're driving to Florida going on a cruise Of course my wife won't think I am funny When I said we never had enough money. Going on great cruise did desire to do After brochures we looked through a few Naturally wife was sure to pick the one That would have the most fun in the sun. First place we stopped looked like a desert isle That satisfied you by bringing on a smile And when we went snorkeling underwater Was always easier for me because I am shorter. Barely bent down and water was over my head And when fish are fed they then will have led You in a complete circle around and around Forever quiet and never a single sound. Cruise came to an end and soon was complete And I forgot to flush and put down toilet seat Entire rest of cruise had ended up so swell As usual again I still would have caught hell. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet