Are You Following Me Cause You'Re Making Mr Nervous

I see that you started following me Did you click the gold star on a whim Are you now sitting back, trying to relax Waiting for it all to begin Did you come here looking for answers Or simply to be entertained Should I now bring in the flamingo dancers Arriving daily on the boogie train Are you here to share in some laughs Or looking for a shoulder to cry Maybe you felt a pull to follow this fool And you have no idea of why Did you read the fine print..."If you follow me" To closely it might drive you insane I have dozens of lawyers waiting in the wings That can expertly shift all the blame So whether I hang out with the head of Johnny Depp+ Or start belly button lint dust fires+ Even digging up the body of Elvis + All would be true if it wasn't a lie Just remember that whatever happens When I open the door to my soul And give a slight peak, inside to see It's not like you haven't been warned +Shameless plugs on some of my odder poems