Another Clerihew For a Special Few, Not That All the Others Aren'T Special

Wayland here again with another clerihew to end the year These will probably never be famous, but that isn’t the fear Sometimes the honesty is these may be just a little too strong They're all done in fun, but some lines seem to go wrong The philosopher lays the blame in the characters included Only to what’s written here on the soup has he alluded No outer sources does he ever interview I say sorry to those victimized by my clerihew Mr. Bunch, I don't remember calling myself that Hasn’t been the one known to avoid a spat Of what he feels and sees he likes to write These truly are in fun, with little or no spite Jack E I haven’t looked yet to see his new work He has so much wit he could be a funny jerk But he writes and really abstains from anger If he got mad though, I’d bet there’d be intellectual danger Good thing he’s Santa with no time to read these If you see him, probably don’t mention them please I don’t want to encourage him with another form The quatrain that is what has become his norm Advancing in age but he’s still feisty old Saint Nick If you don’t believe me you’ll have to read his limerick I said limerick but he’s naughty in more than one If you want a particular Santa’s Beard is filled with pun FJ Thomas seems to enjoy being clerihewed Her comments leave me believing she’s no prude An example would leave some saying I’ve a dirty mind I’d have to say did you really read or are you blind I’m glad Mrs. Thomas decided not to leave She felt the affection from the comments she did receive I try to leave affectionate comments for my part But I know often times my a** is a little to smart How many of these about PD could I write If I started now I’d be here till tomorrow night She definitely is engrained everywhere just read I still hold that of a new nemesis she has some need Then she could destroy her imagery is uncanny I bet under the bullying category she has many So sweet and innocent my first impression of her Then I went back and found why she’s called destroyer Yes Linda couldn’t have picked a better name The poor souls that were the victims of her fame I remember a specific one haven’t seen him around If she’s looking for a new victim, tell her I can’t be found Once again note that these are all in fun, and only 99% of this should you believe, lol. I had about 5 more but ran out of space and courage haha.