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an unexpected visitor

 last night i had the strangest dream
 i dreamt i was all manky
 i had greasy hair and smelly feet
 and bogies in my hanky

 my ass was brown and pooey
 my ears full of yellow stuff
 my belly button stank cus
 of all the fuzzy fluff

 my eyes were black like pandas
 my pants were brown and fishy
 my armpits smelled like rotten eggs
 and my farts were wet and squishy

 i dreamed you called unexpectedly
 you surprised me at the door
 you looked aghast and took one whiff
 and fainted on the floor 

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  1. Date: 6/10/2013 8:57:00 PM
    Fairee, a very cool and fascinating first poem on the soup.... This hear my friend is a sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. Wishing you the best when it comes to your poems. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here. Starting with me. SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you like. I would like to be your newest poetry soup fan....... God Bless........... Hugs* SKAT

  1. Date: 6/4/2013 4:46:00 PM
    You got me with this one. I love it, Fairee. Dropping in with a nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. My name is Linda; and I’m from the humid state of Texas. I’m here to invite you on over to my latest contest. You will find the contest page on the top left hand side* please consider my contest* hopefully I can be one of your first poetry soup friends. If you ever need or want honest feedback on a certain poem let me know. Do not hesitate on clicking my name when you spot it on the soup. I look forward in following you and your poetry. Hope to hear from you soon. You will enjoy the community; we are one big happy family. (Drama & Love. LOL) ~ Always * Linda"

  1. Date: 6/2/2013 12:13:00 PM
    hahahaha. When I saw you categorized this as "funny" my first thought was: yeah, yeah, another unfunny. Geez, my apologies. I'm still laughing as I'm typing this. Your laugh-a-line write is hilarious, Fairee. Off to my faves file. Clap-clap!! Licia :-)

  1. Date: 6/2/2013 11:46:00 AM
    Fairee, a enjoyable poem to read. - Welcome to P-Soup-Hope you will get much pleasure from sharing your poems here with us. - Have fun with poetry! - Welcome to read some of my poems. - Have a nice new week. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)