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An Elephant In School

That’s not my elephant, the second graders said to their teacher. Elephants are too big; they’re not our kind of creature. We like fierce alligators with thick-green armored scales; long pointed teeth, strong jaws, and spiked whipping tails. We like chimpanzees that live high in forest trees that swing from branches and hang by their hairy knees. What good is a flop-eared elephant who recites the whole “Constitution” and “Bill of Rights”? The teacher looked puzzled; somewhat perplexed, she wasn’t quite sure of what to say next. Elephants never forget the teacher returned; their huge brain stores everything they’ve learned. Ella the elephant just stood there in a striking pose. Well, can you suck spaghetti up with your nose? Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey

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Date: 1/14/2011 7:33:00 PM
this is strange but with some really funny lines, Caryl. I just loved the monkey with hairy knees, the elephant reciting bill of rights, the refernce to elephants not forgetting, and that last couplet, all so cute! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 1/1/2011 12:07:00 PM
Good one that you have penned in this one..I got a chuckle..Good luck in the contest with this sure winner..Enjoyed ...I am so glad that I chose this one to read this afternoon..Sara
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Date: 12/30/2010 4:56:00 PM
Caryl..,, enjoyed your poem. Stopping by to wish you lots of cheers & joy this comming new year.. May you always find new ways to share your talent and imagination with us here at the soup. Happy new year to you and your family,, God bless,.miss.p.d.
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Date: 12/30/2010 2:25:00 AM
Wow!bweautifully written for the contest,Carlyl
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Date: 12/29/2010 8:43:00 PM
Cool one Caryl.. good luck in the contest.. luv every couplet my friend.. wishing u the Happy New year from all of us here to u ...
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Date: 12/29/2010 8:35:00 PM
I think this is one of the best Ive read so far..so funny...way better than mine..sigh. lol.BG
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