An Alien Reports Human Contact

An Alien Reports Human Contact By Elton Camp A UFO pilot informs his superiors The planet with bipedal life forms teems Their lives depend on an object, it seems Which, in their possession, they keep Except at the times when they sleep As soon as they begin to rove around It will emit a strange electronic sound To their ear opening they will press In speech sounds began to address Although it might seem rather odd It may be how they worship their god They talk a bit and then there’s a break Perhaps from their god instructions take A signal, the life forms needn’t wait But communication can also initiate They enter numbers and press Send Once more, their worship may begin A planet with intelligence so low Is no place that our race should go To come here, no profit can bring From them we can’t learn a thing