Alter Ego

I would like to tell you a story but i dont know where to begin. Ive got my self an alter ego its actually like having a twin. my name is judy and her name is finn. i like drinking vodka and she likes drinking gin when we go out together the boys have a choice. its a shame we share the body, and we share the same voice. i try to use my body in the best way that i can because my voice is very husky and i sound like a man. ok, you've got me my name isnt judy, its paul. i have a very small ***** and only 1 ball we are actually one person with bad mental health thats why i am a little bit loopy and talk to myself.