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Alien Invasion Gone Wrong

This world has been invaded by aliens Though there's really no need to show fear They've been living for years now among us You'd be surprised at how very near They're everywhere in our daily activities In fact you wont believe what they've seen By now they know us as well as we know ourselves Try not to let "that" give you the creeps I can't think of a place where their not sitting Watching our most intimate moves They've probably seen movements by our President Which wouldn't make for good nightly news They've found out they can't breath in our climate After all these years they've left their suits on That poses a bit of a problem Cause that's exactly where they went wrong It's all in the design of their equipment On their planet they just couldn't tell That their spacesuits look a lot like our toilets Which hasn't gone over so well...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/20/2018 7:35:00 AM
Disturbing, Mike. LOL
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Date: 6/12/2016 10:10:00 AM
Aliens camouflaged as toilets, no wonder they've see all our "movements!" Guess they brought back a lot of crap on us, eww!:) Funny and unique once again Mike!:)
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Mike Hauser
Date: 6/12/2016 5:09:00 PM
Could you imagine? Lol!

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